I decided to actually investigate whether the name of my blog was taken or not. Apparently it is (don’t click that).
I freaked out for a little bit, but now I’m over it. I like the name toddblog and I’m gonna keep it. This might be a contraversial move, but I feel like we’re going for a different audience and I giggle when I imagine his readers accidentally coming here (or vice versa). Todd seems like a nice enough guy. He has cute little emo glasses and Borders coffee shop fashion sense. We might have been friends in another life where I’m not his evil bearded doppelganger. Unfortunately, that was not our fate. So, with deep regret, I must say FUCK HIM. You know I love you, Todd, but it is now my goal to take you down. I suppose it’s what evil twins must do.
Reasons not to read The Toddblog:
- He lives in Wichita (Not nearly as hip as Lawrence)
- He’s like seriously in love with church (Yeah, he seems to look at his religion with some intelligence and questions more fundamental or orthodox interpretations. He’s probably chill enough not to hate gay people too.)
- Frankly, the “T” in his signature is ostentatious (Yes, my signature looks nearly identical, but my one-stroke 7 T thing is under control)
- He’s trying to start a lame rivalry (I’m happy with my subdomain!)
- He has a job (Being a bohemian college student, like me, is always in style)
Fuck the rest, I say!
Okay, so fine…. I’m basically in love with WhichiTodd. Can you blame me? He’s like a slightly less manly Kelly.